There’s a Monster in my Pants!

So Beanie walks in the kitchen this morning with is hands plunged deep down his pants, and brightly and cheerfully says to me:

“MAMA! There’s a giant wrinkley monster that lives in my pants! His name is “Testicle”.”

 I swear, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I wanted too…

18 thoughts on “There’s a Monster in my Pants!

  1. Oh my gosh.

    That kills me. Those boys are something else. DO they remember to only tell those stories at home? Or was that show and tell this week? Sharing time maybe? 🙂

  2. I have to say, my son when he was about 3 or 4 years old during our family scripture reading, started to scream “It’s growing, It’s growing,” in the most panic striken voice. We all died laughing!

    My daughter one day when I was putting on my bra, looked at me, looked down at her chest and back me, shook her head, “I don’t want it”.
    I wanted to fall down laughing, and thinking you have no idea!

  3. Tigersue- that’s flippin’ hilarious! I don’t want ’em either!

    We’ve had the “it’s growing” incidents, too, but they usually think it’s really funny and try and poke one another with it- and then we have to segue into the “not for sharing” talk… boys, I swear….

  4. I about peed my pants laughing, that is so funny. My 5 yr old PJ annouced the other day that he can make it move with out touching it, what a proud moment for a momma.

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