Ok, I CAN live without a toaster. I can. I can. I can. What I cannot have is crumbs and crispies all over my immaculate kitchen. We’re lookin’ for easy, baby. Looks like we’ll be having a lot of applesauce and yogurt for the next few weeks. Oh, and pizza. Sigh. Of course, my kids will be eating their yogurt inside an aeseptic bubble so nothing spills and sends Mama into the wigging-out stratosphere.
no crumbs… no crumbs… no crumbs! NO CRUMBS!! crumbscrumbscrumbs….
I got four whole hours of sleep last night. Why?
An amalgam of Scooby Doo and Celine Dion is running through my head. Crazy wacky Canadian pipes belting out the Scooby Doo theme mixed with something from Titanic, with some Las Vegas glitter thrown in for good measure.
My eyes are sooooooo red.
I’m off to Home Depot for the umpteeth time this week. It’s my new Target.