1) First, you line up the Princesses and introduce them to your guest. Guest is obligated to greet each Princess by name, otherwise Tea Party Controller will continue to insist, in louder and lounder manner, at the name of each Princess.
2) Next, the Princesses all spin around the face The Controller. Guest must continue to pay rapt attention.
3) Once all Princesses are about-face, the party can begin.
4) By the end of the raucous festivities, “Sweeping Dooty” has gotten her jiggy on, and is swimming in the tea-cup and the other ladies cheer her on. The Controller shows her pride by putting on her Unfortunately Official Camera Smile.