HEY! Here’s a thought: How about if the things thrown in the laundry, (laundry that I am constantly, forever, unendingly doing? yeah that laundry…) those shirts and shorts and t-shirts, were ACTUALLY DIRTY before you threw them in the basket? That would go a long way towards Mama being a little happier. Because just in case you didn’t get the memo; Mama doesn’t like spending half her time doing laundry, and Mama HATES seeing the same clothes come through on sequential days, WHEN THEY HAVEN”T EVEN BEEN WORN. Am I making myself clear? AM I?
Because also, in case you missed that memo too, if I’m not happy, NO ONE IS HAPPY. Clear now? GOOD.